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Griefshield: Spin’s New Body Armor

Monday, August 29th, 2005

The Cindy Sheehan Follies in the Mainstream Media News Ditch outside of President Bush’s ranch in Crawford, TX, provides the Spinspeak Fighters Legion with codification of a new technical Spin Class falling under the Phyla Lookspin and Soundspin.

The new Spin Class is griefshield.

Griefshield is obtained by finding legitimate victims of tragedy and exploiting them as human shields for political or commercial purposes or both. Spinmeisters find griefshield particularly effective in bullet-proofing for retreading and reuse previously discredited spinspeak.

This special feature of griefshield — the giving of new life to old spin — is, of course, a major economic boon to the Spinspeak Industtry.